Monthly Archives: February 2020

The taste of a cigar is overrated.

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The taste of a cigar is overrated.  The essential component of a cigar is its inherent uniqueness.  And that factor is not always exclusively taste, or factory of origin, or blender, or some hybrid wrapper or seed.  As bold a statement as the aforementioned might be, in my opinion, it will no doubt cause confusion and will be inimical to those who only see the marrying of various leaves as the most vital aspect of a cigar’s identity.  But without the inclusion of the singularity of a cigar’s idiosyncratic i.e. total distinction, taste then becomes only a portion of the equation.

How can I make such an assertion about overt palatableness playing second or third chair to another component?  Indeed, I am talking taste as in “the sensation of flavor perceived in the mouth and throat on contact with a substance.”  How can taste not be the main element of a cigar?  Because it dissipates?  So think outside the confines of the humidor, the plethora of lengthy, boring reviews, the personal recommendations, and, well . . . base reality to make a match of what really is the cigar’s momentum.

For example, “Maya Deren, (original name Eleanora Derenkowsky, born April 29, 1917, Kiev, Ukraine—died Oct. 13, 1961, New York, N.Y., U.S.) – (was an) influential director and performer who is often called the ‘mother’ of American avant-garde filmmaking.  (I would extend that to the development of performance art, but that’s just my opinion.) Her films are not only poetic but instructive, offering insight into the human body and psyche and demonstrating the potential of film to explore these subjects. 

American avant-garde, of course, refers to an experimental, progressive, or groundbreaking ingredient in the arts (Dada), literature (Burroughs), poetry (Sexton) and, yes, even cigar blending (Sanchez).  When I first watched what Maya was doing in her films, it was perplexing, almost difficult to endure but simultaneously spellbinding. The ideas that were obviously swirling within her creative mind were far from the perceived norm in subject matter or plot (if you can call what transpires in some of her films – a plot).

“The function of film, Deren believed, like most art forms, was to create an experience; each one of her films would evoke new conclusions, rendering her oeuvre dynamic and always evolving.  She combined her interests in dance, Haitian Vodou and subjective psychology in a series of surreal, perceptual, black-and-white short films. Using editing, multiple exposures, jump-cutting, superimposition, slow-motion, and other camera techniques to her fullest advantage, Deren created continued motion through discontinued space, while abandoning the established notions of physical space and time, with the ability to turn her vision into a stream of consciousness.”  (Wiki)

Some modern cigar makers today have gone over the edge of what is perceived to be the norm and have been courageous enough to slither over the linear line of the banal and introduce cigars that shape not only our taste but our character as well.  

When Maya filmed what she thought was intoxicatingly innovative and interesting, she was almost always concerned with the humanistic whole – the catholic nexus of actual movement, at times in cramped quarters and other times besides the open sea, or through the forest.  No matter the time or place or the understanding or misunderstanding, she filmed what she thought was pure and based on her perception of reality.

A clear, general understanding of how she reasoned out any of her work can be based on the movie Meshes of the Afternoon, “This film is concerned with the interior experiences of an individual. It does not record an event that could be witnessed by other persons. Rather, it reproduces the way in which the subconscious of an individual will develop, interpret, and elaborate an apparently simple and casual incident into a critical emotional experience,” i.e. smoking a cigar.

For her the end product was the film, for the blender the end product is the cigar – taste is secondary or if you include the construction, could be viewed as tertiary in import. Taste is perceived differently by one or another, as is the meaning of the storyline of Meshes.

She goes on to say, “Artistic freedom means that the amateur filmmaker is never forced to sacrifice visual drama and beauty to a stream of words (the type of leaves) … to the relentless activity and explanations of a plot (the running off at the mouth or the flooding of words onto the screen in a review or critique in deciding the efficacy of a cigar’s blend) … nor is the amateur production expected to return (a) profit on a huge investment by holding the attention of a massive and motley audience for 90 minutes (for cigar smokers, what . . . six months?) … Instead of trying to invent a plot that moves, use the movement of wind, or water, children, people, elevators, balls, etc. as a poem might celebrate these. And use your freedom to experiment with visual ideas (blends); your mistakes will not get you fired.”  (Deren, Maya 1965, “Amateur Versus Professional”. Film Culture (39): 45–46.)

Whereas the cigar maker has this same freedom and does in many cases, carry it out. Taste is still not the main criteria, but grasping the entire cigar intellectually, physically, and then through the distinction or sense of taste – which contains the flavors – exposed to the public without any fear of rejection or retribution or worse – lacking the conviction of sincerity to make your point (cigar) again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfSsMkpWSGI

An unforgettable Honduran souvenir.

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Awww.  So fuzzy.  And brightly colored, too.  Kinda reminds me of those sweet and sour worms anyone can buy at a good candy store.

BUT THEY AREN’T.  

Those are microscopic photos of the Shigella infection (shigellosis), an intestinal disease caused by a family of bacteria known as Shigella. (Mayo Clinic)

What they can do to your body is worse than a weekend with Kathy Bates’ character in “Misery.”

My wife asked me to bring home a souvenir from Honduras.  I did better.  I brought a piece of Honduras back with me in the form of these little bastards.

I won’t go through the gooey symptoms, but let’s just say – they ain’t pretty.  And four days in the hospital isn’t a return to Home Sweet Home.

Why would I bring this up after a recent trip to that country of 8,499,343?  After having a glowing excursion into the Honduran jungles?  After seeing how difficult and back-breaking picking coffee beans is in the mountains some 4000 ft. high?  After eating delicious food and enjoying seeing the cigar production process, as well as meeting some of the most friendly people on this planet?

Simple.  When – and if you go, temporarily leave all the romance you may have in your head behind and understand that you are entering a third world country with a poverty rate of over 50%.  Just dwell on that for a moment.  

There are great strides to modernize the infrastructure with new roads (the old ones, in some places, are a bitch – believe me when I tell you that), brilliantly painted and structurally sound housing, and increased employment through many industries, especially the cigar manufacturing business.

But it is not there – yet.  So beware of where you eat, who prepares your food, and the conditions where it is made ready for consumption.  Wash your hands often, clean your shoes often, take nothing for granted. You are not at home.

Shigellosis is a deadly bacteria and will cause serious, uncomfortable, nay – painful havoc within your system.  But if you take your head out of the stars, even when they are sparkling at night – you’ll be fine. 

One caveat – DON’T DRINK THE WATER!

(Photo courtesy of Google Images)

Yves Klein. Blue Monochrome. 1959. Cigars. Multidimensional. 2020.

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Yves Klein

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“Yves Klein’s first passion in life was judo. In 1952 he moved to Tokyo and studied at the Kodokan Judo Institute, where he earned a black belt. When he returned to Paris in 1955 and discovered to his dismay that the Fédération Française de Judo did not extol him as a star, he shifted his attention and pursued a secondary interest—a career in the arts. During the ensuing eight years, Klein assembled a multifarious and critically complex body of work ranging from monochrome canvases and wall reliefs to paintings made with fire. He is renowned for his almost exclusive use of a strikingly resonant, powdery ultramarine pigment, which he patented under the name “International Klein Blue,” claiming that it represented the physical manifestation of cosmic energy that, otherwise invisible, floats freely in the air. In addition to monochrome paintings, Klein applied this pigment to sponges, which he attached to canvases as relief elements or positioned on wire stands to create biomorphic or anthropomorphic sculptures. First exhibited in Paris in 1959, the sponge sculptures—all essentially alike, yet ultimately all different—formed a forest of discrete objects surrounding the gallery visitors. About these works Klein explained, “‘Thanks to the sponges—raw living matter—I was going to be able to make portraits of the observers of my monochromes, who . . . after having voyaged in the blue of my pictures, return totally impregnated in sensibility, as are the sponges.’” (Nancy Spector)

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Cigars

All branded, varied shades of browns, tans, and greens  (IRV 20)

No one person created the cigar.  It was just there waiting in the leaves that grew naturally in the fields on islands with tropical climates.

“There are a few different types of cigars. The most common one is the Parejo, which was probably the original cigar shape created by the Mayan Indians. It is a simple cylinder, the exact same shape in which modern cigarettes are made. There are over a dozen different types of Parejo cigars, such as the Toro, Corona, and Carlota. Some Parejo cigars, such as the Churchill, Rothschild, and Lonsdale, were named after famous people who smoked publicly and thus helped to popularize cigars.

“Figurado cigars were very popular in the 1800s but are not as common in modern times. Their irregular shape makes them unique, and they are expensive to manufacture and purchase. Indeed, these cigars are collectors’ items for those who are fortunate enough to find them for sale on the market. Some of the many popular figurado cigars include the Presidente, Torpedo, and Toscano.

“Little cigars came along later. They closely resemble modern cigarettes but do not have a large tax on them like modern cigarettes have. Little cigars have become quite popular over the last few years, even though they are not traditional cigars.

“Cigars have been around for thousands of years. They were originally brought from the “New World” back to Europe; the Europeans then started the tobacco industry and made cigars popular the world over. While it is now known that smoking can cause cancer and other serious health problems, the concept of smoking a cigar, cigarette, or pipe continues to be popular all around the world. However, while there is more than one way in which a person can get his or her intake, smoking a well-made cigar has come to symbolize importance and quiet confidence.”  (Finck Cigar Company)\

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Dual Point.  It’s what you experience inside that attracts interest.  (Irv CigarBroker)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBl2ClXzt3U 

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