I’m parked in Portillo’s parking lot. My first appointment was a bust, so I went to pick up the drops for my eyes. They still need attention. I put the bag in the back seat of the car. In the meantime as I was headed to Portillo’s, the radio’s music was becoming a bit boring so I wondered to myself if I had my copy of Frank, Amy Winehouses’s first album. So I lifted the seat hatch and lo and behold, I did! I slid the hot pink CD in the player and as usual, I was transfixed by her, clear, jazzy and confident vocals as she sang, Stronger Than Me, then moved on to You Sent Me Flying, to – Know You Know, and then as I pulled into the lot F*** Me Pumps. I didn’t turn off the engine and listened for a bit more.
I didn’t want to get out of the car because from the drugstore to Portillo’s my mind transferred me to a New York night club, a small cigar between my lips, clinking glasses, mass mumbling and the blue lights that emanate from so many of the old-fashioned clubs back in the day. The ones I frequented when I was single. She brought me back to the time I was at Mr. Kelly’s in Chicago when I took in Oscar Peterson, one of the great jazz pianists of all time. And then, I hadn’t thought about this for some time, but I was back at a club in Mid-Town Manhattan, the name escapes me, but I went there to see Mort Sahl, one of the funniest satirists to ever have lived.
I lit up another small cigar and sipped on my beer, and like a sponge, soaked in his perspective on the day. That was his act. He would always walk on stage with a rolled up or folded daily newspaper under his arm and interpret the news and make some of the most hilarious comments without any vulgarity that’s so prevalent in comedy clubs today. This of course, excludes Lenny Bruce who broke that barrier and paid the price, but he did open the door for other comedians like Chris Rock, and Amy Schumer.
Those were the days of giddy freedom, when you could light up a cigarette or a cigar in a club and just rest back in your chair, relax and take in the show. But what really made any show for me was the cigar. No complaints. No nasty looks or frowning stares. Just the atmosphere of the club, the real clubs that eventually gave way to the not so funny comedians and the absence of smoking and the dizzy feeling of having a great time during the set.
What I couldn’t figure out was why this sudden compulsion for the small cigar. I usually smoked the larger variety, but this daydream had me smoking a teeny, tiny cigar and it was delicious. Hand rolled Dominican, and satisfying. The flavor was sweet and the tobacco essences that trickled up to my nose with the other smokers made it all the better.
I guess I really wasn’t into Wednesday considering all this daydreaming before lunch. I had to get out of the car and get some food in my system because I had the 1pm appointment. So I finally and reluctantly turned off the engine and swerved my rear out of the car – but not out of my imagination. I still snuffed out the cigar in the ashtray on the table and went for the door out into the cool breeze of the night.
I walked into Portillo’s, ordered my usual, sat down and unwrapped my hot dog. (Sorry FC, I tried, but my time is so limited that I had to do it. But you were right.) And then I sat there and wrote this post on a piece of paper as I chowed down on the tube steak and sipped my root beer through the straw.
After I ate the last bite, I just sat there for a moment, looking around and took in the atmosphere. It’s so much different than the night club – the lights, the people bantering back and forth. Two ladies standing in line next to my table were jabbering away about something that kept them going a mile a minute.
After I ate the last bite, I just sat there for a moment, looking around and took in the atmosphere. It’s so much different than the night club – the lights, the people bantering back and forth. Two ladies standing in line next to my table were jabbering away about something that kept them going a mile a minute.
Eventually I got up, hit the loo, got back in the car and headed to Havana Joe’s, a cigar lounge in Mt. Prospect. It has a classy feel to it but it doesn’t hold a candle to the club in my mind as I took one more imaginary puff before they cleared the place out for the next show. I said “good bye” after I handed out some samples. Grabbed my gear and left the store. I got back in the car, turned the key and Amy was back on stage, and my brain was back in New York as I put the car in gear and turned left headed for another stop.