My Pulita Aniversario was in my hand and the ash was beginning to form.
“Tell me about it!”
My voice was a bit higher in volume that usual and my heart was beating a bit faster than it should, but that’s all I could say when the tech on the other end apologized for the inconvenience.
Instead of having a conniption, I calmly curled my lips and saw the humor in his naivaté. So I looked at my cigar.
My Pulita Aniversario, from the El Artista factory in Tamboril was a bit roughed up, what with the wind hitting it and the many stops I had made in and out of parking lots thrashing it here and there while I tried to make calls to my phone company.
I got up like any other morning and went to check my messages. Hmmm. None. This was odd. I can usually count on at least 10 or more from overnight. This morning? Nothing. But I let it go, figuring it was just a coincidence.
Walking out the door, after taking Flo for her walk, I checked the phone again. Zip. Unusual to say the least. I get to my first stop and find that the owner is in a hurry. That suited me just fine. So I took the order and headed out the door.
That’s when I lit up the cigar. Little did I know at that time, it would be my savior.
So of course, I get back in the car and check my phone. I get a call from out of the country. The caller asks me if I received the email that I sent and what my thoughts were regarding the information.
“Email? What email?”
He then explained to me that he sent me an email last night and that he was curious if I had gotten ahold of so and so. I informed him that I had not. Hmmm. Odd. So he filled me in and asked me to call him back after he agreed to resend the message. I waited and I waited but nothing came.
Then I got a call from a store that usually emails me and asks if I have time to take an order. And I did. Then I receive a text from a manufacturer that he can’t send me an email, he receives a fail.
“What?” Now I am concerned. Very concerned. I take a pull from the cigar and the essence of sweet tobacco fills my mouth and the whiff of the steam from a fresh demitasse of espresso swirls into my senses. Hmmm. My thoughts are diverted momentarily.
“Ping!”
I pick up the call while the cigar is still in my mouth. Why take away the pacifier? One more call that informs me of another failed email. Did I begin to chew? No, that was my imagination. I seemed calm despite the growing concern of a growing problem. I sat there, in the car – smoking the cigar. Did you read that? “I sat there, in the car – smoking the cigar.”
I call up the helpline of my carrier. I explain my problem and the tech on the other end asks me if I am calling from the phone I wish to be tested. Affirmative. Then, he tells me that I will have to wait until I have access to another phone.
(The cigar is smouldering, but is still in my calm, non-vibrating hand. “That’s rare,” I began to think to myself. A burning cigar and a steady hand. That doesn’t sound right. The cigar yes. A still hand? Now? Does the latter sound like me?)
The tech explains to me that having two phones will be the only way to fix the issue, and he apologizes for any inconvenience. He is sorry that this problem has interrupted my work day.
“Tell me about it!”
“I understand. Yes. I will. Thank you!”
I tapped the touch the screen.
Oddly enough, I agreed with his assessment of my conundrum and noticed that I was indeed calm, and collected despite the enormity of the situation as I saw it. Pulita Aniversario. By now the damn thing was down to a nub and sadly damaged. Yet, it was still lit, providing me comfort – a sense of relief. I was still unfazed. And they call the Biblical story of Jesus changing water into wine at the wedding feast a miracle.
I went back to work.
(Just a note, I have retired by trusty Blackberry {RIP} and I have gone over to the other side and now use a Samsung Galaxy.)